Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts.
Where can you find giant snails?
On the end of a giant's fingers
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights
What can travel all the way around the world and still stay in one corner?
A postage stamp
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
What did the clock's big hand say to the little hand?
I'll see you in an hour.
What moves around all day and sits in your room at night with its tongue hanging out?
A shoe
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