Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts.
Where can you find giant snails?
On the end of a giant's fingers
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights
What can travel all the way around the world and still stay in one corner?
A postage stamp
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
What did the clock's big hand say to the little hand?
I'll see you in an hour.
What moves around all day and sits in your room at night with its tongue hanging out?
A shoe
Monday, July 27, 2009
I jumped off the diving board
On Friday at swimming lessons I jumped off the diving board. I was scared at first. I was still scared when I hit the water, and I didn't want to swim to the side. I really didn't even want to swim then. I was really, really, really, really, really scared.
Before that I went on the slide. That was not scary at all. The diving board--very scary. The thing that made the diving board so scary was that I didn't want to hit the water. I was scared because it was 10 feet deep.
Now with the slide that's not scary at all the water was only 5 ft deep. I still didn't want to swim, but once I kept going on there, I started to want to swim. It was fun.
Before that I went on the slide. That was not scary at all. The diving board--very scary. The thing that made the diving board so scary was that I didn't want to hit the water. I was scared because it was 10 feet deep.
Now with the slide that's not scary at all the water was only 5 ft deep. I still didn't want to swim, but once I kept going on there, I started to want to swim. It was fun.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Jokes from Jonathan
What kind of dog can swim?
A fog!
If there was a boat that could fly, what kind of things would help it fly?
Panels!
If the computer mailed a postcard, who would it be sent to?
Granny computer!
What would the granny computer do if she met the child computer?
Sit and do jumping jacks!
What would the jumpmaker do if he met Jack?
Jumping Jacks!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
25 Random Things About Me
1. I like to play my STAR WARS: The Clone Wars Wii game.
2. I like to play with my Speedracer cars.
3. My best friends are Aiden and Logan.
4. I play Upwards basketball, but I'm too small to reach the basket with the ball.
5. I use Colgate White Mint Zing toothpaste.
6. I have a 7 month old brother who is crawling everywhere.
7. I like to play my Mario Kart wii game.
8. I collect Mister Potato Heads (I now have 11).
9. My favorite movie is Speedracer.
10. My favorite song is Go Speedracer Go.
11. I can quote the 10 Commandments and I'm learning the Beatitudes.
12. My favorite color is black.
13. A fun game I've played recently is the PLANET EARTH game.
14. My favorite food is shrimp.
15. Someone I wish I could see right now would be Grandma and Grandpa and Nana and Papa and Tonya and Brandon.
16. I really like to play with my trains.
17. If I could go anywhere in the world, I'd like to go to Texas.
18. When I grow up I want to be a race car driver.
19. I think that giraffes are neat.
20. Last night I read a book about Transformers.
21. If I could transform into anything I would become a car just like Bumblebee.
22. I was born in Pascagoula, Mississippi.
23. When Springtime comes, I can't wait to go camping.
24. One of my jobs around the house is to dust.
25. My favorite person from the past is Norman Rockwell.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
My Vacation: An Interview
Daddy: Jonathan, where did you go on vacation?
Me: I went to Blowing Rock and Boone, NC.
Daddy: Who went with you?
Me: Benjamin, daddy, and mommy.
Daddy: Was there anybody else there?
Me: Mama and grandaddy and grandma and grandpa.
Daddy: What kind of things did you do?
Me: I played a little bit of nerf gun, I played some Wii, I did Wooly Willy, I played in snow, I hiked...
Daddy: Where did you go hiking?
Me: Linville Falls, Green Knob trail; I don't know the rest of the hiking places.
Daddy: What did you do in the snow?
Me: I made snow angels, I wrote my name, I tried to play snowball but the snowballs didn't turn out how they were supposed to be. I panned; I climbed some thing to get to the top of the hill and then I panned down.
Daddy: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me: I liked seeing all the mountains - a little bit while I was at the mountain house I looked at them.
Daddy: What was your favorite place that you visited while in Boone?
Me: I liked, well, I don't really know.
Daddy: If you could do one thing all over again from your vacation right now, what would it be?
Me: I don't really know.
Daddy: Anything else you would like to say?
Me: Not without you doing a question for what I say.
Daddy: Okay. Last question. What do you think was Benjamin's favorite part of the trip?
Me: I think he liked crawling around on the floor. He almost got to the fireplace. He did get to the fireplace and we had to put pillows toward it.
Daddy: And was it a good trip?
Me: Yeah.
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