Saturday, March 14, 2009

Jokes from Jonathan


What kind of dog can swim?
A fog!

If there was a boat that could fly, what kind of things would help it fly?
Panels!

If the computer mailed a postcard, who would it be sent to?
Granny computer!

What would the granny computer do if she met the child computer?
Sit and do jumping jacks!

What would the jumpmaker do if he met Jack?
Jumping Jacks!